What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.