What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.