What do you call jokes
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!