What do you call jokes
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.