What do you call jokes
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.