What do you call jokes
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.