What do you call jokes
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.