What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.