What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.