What do you call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.