What do you call jokes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.