What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!