What do you call jokes
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!