What do you call jokes
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!