What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.