What do you call jokes
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.