What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
