What do you call jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!