What do you call jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

A cow with no front legs walking around?

Beef stroganoff.

Comedy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Matt

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.