What do you call jokes
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.