What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
