What do you call jokes
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs? Lean beef.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂