What do you call jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!