What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
