What do you call jokes
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.