What do you call jokes
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.