What do you call jokes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.