What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.