What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.