What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.