What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.