What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.