What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.