What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.