What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.