What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!