What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.