What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.