What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.
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What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!!!!!!!
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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
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What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
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