What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.