What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!