What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.