What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.