What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.