What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.