What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
