What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
