What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.