What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.