What Do You Call a... Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?

A blueberry.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later

what do you call a cow that fell

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What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train

What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope

What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo

What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple