What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.