What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.