What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.