What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
