What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Non-Buy Dairy Pun
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You thought this was funny? Okay, fine. Here's the breakdown: It's a pun! "Non-buy dairy" sounds like "non-binary." You know, like, someone who doesn't identify as male or female? And lactose intolerance means they can't handle milk. Get it? Bet you didn't.