What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped? Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.