What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.