What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)