What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.