What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.