What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on words. Instead of saying "high stakes," which means a situation with a lot to lose, it says "high steaks," like the tasty meat you get from a cow. Since the cow has all its legs, it can stand tall, get it? It's funny 'cause it's so dumb, just like you probably are!