What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
