What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.