What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.