What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.