What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!