What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
what do you call a dirty mexican? A chulo
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
