What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E