What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.