What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.