
What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?