What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.