What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.