What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
