What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.