What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.