What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.