What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator