What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3