What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.