What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple, it's insulting. The punchline is "me," get it? Because a pig says, "oink," but if it only has two legs, it says "me" because it lost the "oink." I bet you eat crayons.