What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Legless Dog
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it plays on the double meaning of the word "come." You see, usually, you call your dog and it comes to you. But if it ain't got no legs, it can't come, get it? Also, if it has no legs it is basically nothing, like you. Ha! Based bear out.