What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
what do you call a girl with only one arm and leg
eileen
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
