What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.