What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!