What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.