Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"