Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
