Weight jokes

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."