Weight jokes

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.