Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.