Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.