Weight jokes

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!