Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.