Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
