Weight jokes

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"