Weight jokes
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.