Weight jokes
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.