Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
