Weight jokes

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.