Weight jokes
Yo mama fat as fuck.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
SHES FAT!!
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.