Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

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Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?

A: A skele-TON.

Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?