Weight jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.