Weather jokes

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Oh, hail no!!!

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

Dews?

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Telling jokes is snow problem.

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

Wee snaw.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.