Weather jokes
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
When you do not touch grass :
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.