Weather jokes

Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Dews?

Oh, hail no!!!

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

Telling jokes is snow problem.

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

Wee snaw.

After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"

It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!