Print Jokes

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!

I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday­-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.

How do you find Will smith in the snow ?

You look for the fresh prints

last christmas i took a picture of your mom

Its still printing

So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"

what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "

exactly leaned at an angle