Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printingđđđ¤Łđ¤Ł
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
In Denver, the members of a SundayÂ-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: âDo one to others as others do one to you.â âLee Olson, The Denver Post
jo mama is so fat I left her printing last year and she is still printing
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out it took 15 years to finish
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
yo momma is so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "
exactly leaned at an angle
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes
if u kno what song this is parodying you get a cookie
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY
Yo mama so fat she on both sides oâthe family.
Yo mama so inbred her own famâly tree
Looks like a spider web anâ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said âgimme a fagâ
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder
Yo mama so old, sheâs nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeerâs pussy is tight
Itâs not too dryyy or weeet itâs just right
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
âIâM FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Donât care if sheâs 20 or 77!
Iâm doing all the moms all over the worlâ
Even if they werenât âriginally born a girl.
A pussyâs a pussy no matter who its from
Donât care if that woman is smart or dumb!â
Thatâs the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if sheâs so fugly, sheâs the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it donât matter how much her ass is worth
or if sheâs so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high canât nobody top me
She said, âIâll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.â
I said, âaiight bet! Canât nobody stop me!â
Well, itâs a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!