Weather jokes
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
It's ALWAYS like this
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
I love autumn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Oh, hail no!!!
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"