Weather jokes
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is your summer name? Hot.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Animals are just... so hot!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What is fall?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.