Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is your summer name? Hot.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Animals are just... so hot!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What is fall?
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
