Weather jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Wow, that is so sunny!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
Animals are just... so hot!
What is fall?