Weather jokes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What is fall?
Animals are just... so hot!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!