Weather jokes
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
It's ice to see you.
Red hot 🥵
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.