Weather jokes
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
It's ice to see you.
Red hot 🥵
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Animals are just... so hot!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!