Weather jokes
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Memes
oh well there goes another one
Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is your summer name? Hot.
Animals are just... so hot!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What is fall?