Weather jokes
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Wow, that is so sunny!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Animals are just... so hot!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.