What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Wee snaw.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
