Weather jokes
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What is fall?
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rain is my tears.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!