Weather jokes
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
FEEL THE POWER
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Red hot 🥵
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.