Weather jokes
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
It's ice to see you.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Red hot 🥵
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.