Weather jokes
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Memes
but i dont have a mom she can't help
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
It's ice to see you.
Red hot 🥵
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.