Weather jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
oh well there goes another one
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
It's ice to see you.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Red hot 🥵
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.