Weather jokes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Red hot 🥵
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
It's ice to see you.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.