Weather jokes
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.