Dews?
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Telling jokes is snow problem.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Wee snaw.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
