Weather jokes
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
oh well there goes another one
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.