Weather jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Red hot 🥵
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
It's ice to see you.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!