What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
It's ice to see you.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Red hot 🥵
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
