An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Weather Jokes
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
When I mist, I miss.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
