Weather jokes
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Memes
oh well there goes another one
When I mist, I miss.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.