My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
What is your summer name? Hot.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What is fall?
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Animals are just... so hot!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rain is my tears.
