Weather jokes
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
How is the weather down there?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
When I mist, I miss.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.