Weather jokes
How is the weather down there?
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
oh well there goes another one
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
When I mist, I miss.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.