An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
When I mist, I miss.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
