Weather jokes
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rain is my tears.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
How is the weather down there?
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.