Weather jokes
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
How is the weather down there?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Memes
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
When I mist, I miss.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."