Weather jokes
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
How is the weather down there?
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
When I mist, I miss.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
It's a Italy day outside the fields.