Queef jokes

Mum

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸŒ¬ļøšŸŒ¬ļøšŸŒ¬ļøšŸŒŖļøšŸŒŖļøšŸŒŖļø

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

Dick

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

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  • Tampon

    What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

    Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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  • Gay Men

    What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

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