Queef jokes

Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.