Weather jokes
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Red hot 🥵
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.