Red hot 🥵
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Oh, hail no!!!
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
