Weather jokes

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.