A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
