Weather jokes
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
I love autumn!
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is fall?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.