I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
