Weather jokes
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Oh, hail no!!!
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.