I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
