What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh I know, to cover your hairline
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What brands do people in wheelchair wear?
Michelin
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
