What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
