A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
