Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
