Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
