Wear jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What does a house wear? Address.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Wears pink.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."