Wear Jokes

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope

used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....

Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....

Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near

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Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."