Wear jokes
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.