Wear jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What does a house wear? Address.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.