Wear jokes
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”