Wear jokes
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag? She lost her ass playing poker...
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
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When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.