Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Wears pink.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."