Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier
Wears pink
how do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
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This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men. Then gets mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
orphan: help im lost someone: wears your parents orphan: >;(
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot on concealer.
Jessie?
When you wear a big hat and your but starts to splat diarrhea
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
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your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
we forge the chains we wear in life
