Wear

Wear Jokes

Men

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

Trump

Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!

Princess Diana

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Part

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Surgeon

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

Funeral

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Nudist

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

Rainbow

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Emo

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Orphan

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Mask

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.