Wear

Wear Jokes

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward

I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"