why did the blind woman get raped?
because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"