Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Wears pink.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
