Weapon

Weapon jokes

Intelligence

    • I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

    Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

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    • Weapon memes

    China

    • Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

    They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

    Penis

    • Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

    So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

    This didn't actually happen.

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    • Suicide

    • Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

    School

    • What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

    When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

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    • Woman

    • Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

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    • Suicide

    • Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

    Dave: No.

    Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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