Weapon jokes
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Slay.
Guns control.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Bullets.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM