Weapon jokes

"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."

"Oh no, I won't!"

"Oh yes, you will!"

"Oh, I won't!"

"Oh yes, you will!"

"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

Slay.

Guns control.

American: I've never shot a gun.

African: That's the first coming from an American!

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: A water gun.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

Bullets.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.