During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Slay.
Guns control.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Bullets.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
