What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead! A sniper is a dude who shoots people from far away. If he tells his wife "I missed you", it sounds like he tried to shoot her but failed. Get it? You probably don't, but that's okay. You're probably really good at eating crayons or something.