"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
