Weapon jokes
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.