mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper! Dad: Uh- *hides his rifle*
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
