Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Weapon Jokes
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
